Category: Dating and Relationships
Hello, I friend forwarded this to me. It looks interesting, so, i'm posting it here. Laughs! Feel free to comment on this one.
> Subject: The Guy's Rules
>
>
> > At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
> >
> > Finally , the guy's side of the story.
> >
> > (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
> >
> > We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the
rules
> > from the male side.
> >
> > These are our rules! Please note...These are all numbered "1" ON
PURPOSE!
> >
> > 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
> >
> > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put
it
> > down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining
> > about
> > you leaving it down.
> >
> > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the
tides.
> > Let it be.
> >
> > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think
of it
> > that
> > way.
> >
> > 1. Crying is blackmail.
> >
> > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
hints do
> > not
> > work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
say
it!
> >
> > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
> >
> > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's
> > what
> > we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> >
> > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
> >
> > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In
> > fact,
> > all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
> >
> > 1. If you won't dress like theVictoria's Secret girls, don't
Expect us
to
> > act like soap opera guys.
> >
> > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
> >
> > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them
makes
> > you sad or angry, then we meant the other one.
> >
> > 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
done.
> > Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
> >
> > 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
> > commercials.
> >
> > 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
> >
> > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach,
> > for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have
> > no
> > idea what mauve is.
> >
> > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched We do that.
> >
> > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
> > nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the
> > hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
> >
> > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
answer
> > you
> > don't want to hear.
> >
> > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
> > fine...Really .
> >
> > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to
> > discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, Or golf.
> >
> > 1. You have enough clothes.
> >
> > 1. You have too many shoes.
> >
> > 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
> >
> > 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch
> > tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
> >
> > Pass this to as many men as you can -
> > To give them a laugh.
> >
> > Pass this to as many women as you can - To give them a bigger laugh!
> >
> >
> > --
I'm pretty sure this has been posted in the joke section a few times
I've seen it.
Hahaha Kassy!Just ahaha!.
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Morgs